"I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it."
—Megan Fox, Double Taurus (May 16, 1986)

YOUR TRUE SIGN
MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT THE SIGN THEY THINK
Astrologers use a a system that's off by 24 degrees, almost a full sign. Sidereal astrology corrects the mistake.

What is Your Sidereal Sign?
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the sign starting before your birthday
Aries starts April 15
Taurus starts May 16
Gemini starts June 16
Cancer starts July 16

Leo starts Aug. 16
Virgo starts Sept. 16
Libra starts Oct. 16
Scorpio starts Nov. 16
Sagittarius starts Dec. 16
Capricorn starts Jan 15
Aquarius starts Feb. 15
Pisces starts Mar. 15



Sexy, Sexier, Sexiest
TAURUS THE VAMP

Taurus Vampire
Taurus desires and their fatal attraction to others often resemble Dracula’s drives. Is the life of the undead compulsory or just convenient? Whatever, Taurus is too stubborn to change. The Taurus life is simple: one must have sustenance to live, and all else pales in importance. If that happens to be blood, so be it. Taurus doesn’t want the world: Taurus wants a rich life. Each Taurus has his or her own version of the coin of the realm. Once identified, life becomes a long commission to secure it. Taurus legend is a remake of the Io-Hera myth, according to Sextrology (starskyandcox.com): “Other women will think the Taurus woman is conniving.” Like a modern Eve, she is an upstart who can ingratiate herself to those they idolize, while “slowly taking over their life and position.” Is evil necessary to achieve ones practical goals? Is a vampire doing what other predators can only envy? Taurus is a contrast of hypnotic characters: one, using “saccharine sweetness” to get what the other doppelgänger wants, which is everything.

How Practical is Taurus, Anyway?
Do they believe in the gold standard? Yes. Do they want to own the land upon which they lay their heads? Yes. Do they wish to be the lord or lady of their castle? Yes. Do they prize valuable objects for both form and function? Very much so. Are they adamant and stubborn when it comes to meeting their physical needs? D’oh! Would they enslave others to their will to achieve their goals? Without remorse. Are they capable of slinking around in the dark as creatures of the night? You never know. Are they fascinated by the underworld and all of its ungodly precepts? Quite. Would they be repelled by the drinking of blood, rending of flesh or whatever it takes to relieve their hunger? Nope. Thus the Taurus can assume the mantle of the lord of the night, at least in the dark.

Taurus: The Last, Fixed Earth Sign
Without belaboring the point, Taurus is part of the Earth, the soul of the Earth, and like Promethius bound, has and will shed blood for the Earth. But Taurus also partakes from the Earth freely, as if he or she owned the very land upon which they plant their feet. Taurus feeds off of the rest of us.

Taurus slakes the thirst, leaves a light footprint
What predator hypnotizes her victims while she sucks their blood? Some one like Irma Vep
, a French silent-screen Dracula, who turned the tables on the pimps and tricks in blind lust for her; she was an angel of death to those Left Bank Lotharios.

Our Irma Vep, America’s sexual siren, is Sidereal Taurus Megan Fox, who played a blood-sucking erotic sexbomb in Jennifer’s Body. Her character lures horny men to a grisly death.

 


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