Sarah Palin is a sidereal capricorn

SEXY SARAH
THE CAPRICORN CLIMBER
The Beverly Hills Hillbilly: Can she win 2012?

Urban hipsters need to stop laughing at fame-sucker Sarah Palin and the shenanigans of her Beverly hillbilly family. Our elitist jokes aren’t votes, we're hitting her with the wrong stick, and anyway, her constituency has no sense of humor OR irony. While we snicker, her supporters, America’s white losers, may make this Sidereal Capricorn demagogue a winner, in spite of all her obvious negatives and her not-so-obvious addictions.

For America’s “great unwashed” class, Palin is a Capricorn success story of corn pone and perseverance. She rose from small town mayor to bit player in the oil industry, to erstwhile governor of Alaska, to McCain’s VP candidate, to presidential contender. She gets full court media press everywhere she goes. Democrats can’t understand her popularity and have found no antidote to her. Even Republicans don’t know how to control her. Her persona is essentially unpredictable and opportunistic. She owes no allegiance to anyone but herself. She is the archetype of the alpha personality.

Sarah Palin is conservative. Not in her impulsive, bold actions, which come from her Mars-Sun conjunction, but in her belief systems, which come from her commitment to the status quo. She has no program or manifesto; she is a blank, for-rent reactionary. What her backers are buying is a common-sense spokesperson, with a good nose for news and a vivid, albeit simplistic vernacular (Moon and Mercury conjunct in Capricorn). Her accent and tortured syntax make her even more attractive to the bumpkins; she’s genuinely witty with a good memory and excellent powers of observation. In our media of mediocrity she stands out, daring to say the things that pissed-off American peasants can only say under their breath.

Like a lot of right-wingers, she’s nostalgic for an era that never existed, or is a mental construct. Her deepest kept secrets hide in her self-denial. Her Sun-Neptune square makes her yearn and pine for a fantasy world; she seeks relief from her own dissonant body, which is raucous with desire. She invokes the manners and mores of a yokel but yearns for the life of the profligate rockstar, the pleasures that her beliefs forbid her to have. As a role model for the conservative woman, she has given herself moral permission to break all her own rules. Deception is the price she pays to keep her debauched Neptune doppelgänger in check.

With her Mars-Neptune conjunction in Capricorn, Palin wants power and her appeal to fear and her masquerading as a victim is the way she gets it. She has her ear to the ground; she’s earthy; a diamond in the rough who understands frustration. She shares her pent-up Mars-Saturn aggressions and helpless anger with her fans.

Palin bemoans the fading entitlement of her hard core supporters; the indignant white petty bourgeois with everything to lose and nothing to learn; the soft middle of America, the middle-aged, middle-management, middle-class, middle-west. Instead of winners, recent events have made them all losers. Palin turns them on, with a sexy Venus in Pisces, they flock to her flag for succor. But Palin is ice-cold with a Capricorn Moon. She will break any law or promise she wants for money. She has found a workable formula where she gets first crack at the pool of newly hatched victims––and they are making her rich.

	She’s a paradox; a home grown American despot, half glitz, half Gitmo. Madonna locking lips with Eva Peron. She’s a right wing sex kitten with a whip, the first Republican porn star. She can’t be stopped by the political pros and the rubes can’t resist her.

Sarah Palin has a two-conjunction stellium in Capricorn, she’d be a bore If not for her gushing Pisces femininity and rambunctious sex appeal. A Mars-Neptune square—the same one causing all the trouble in Tiger Woods’ chart —makes sex her greatest weakness, too.

Unlike her celestial twin, Oprah Winfrey. a triple Capricorn who is just as driven to succeed, Palin makes many enemies. Oprah is passionate and compassionate with a Scorpio Moon that she uses to make people love her. Palin has a bossy Capricorn Moon, she really feels nothing: Her absence of a world view and economic nabobism, her political and personal scandals, her provincialism and self-pity are signs of her lack of self-control. By disregarding her critics, she makes them invisible. She doesn’t care that hipsters and liberals are snickering over her lack of expertise. She has a coat of chainmail that dulls any rational attack. She is only susceptible to her own demons. Mars-Neptune is a sex addiction she indulges when temptation become overpowering.

Sarah Palin's SIDEREAL* natal chart shows a super ambitious Capricorn conjunction of Sun, Mars, Moon, and Mercury, with a sexy Pisces Venus; but can Neptune rain on her parade with a toxic mix of drugs, sex and secrecy? Or will this right-wing loose cannon find redemption in her runup to the presidential elections of 2012?

Her Uranus-Pluto conjunction is her wild card. She’s a paradox; a home grown American despot, half glitz, half Gitmo. Madonna locking lips with Eva Peron. She’s a right wing sex kitten with a whip, the first Republican porn star. She can’t stop and the rubes can’t resist her. Palin empowers her disaffected white bumpkins by her political incorrectness. A dictatorial Pluto is hidden behind her Uranian rhetoric about freedom, she wants it all; only the “Left” can take it away. With her Neptune she exemplifies the old values without really holding them. She upholds but ignores the restrictions of the dutiful wife and mother. She covers herself in a sexy red burqua to pay homage to the traditional obligations she has spurned.

Palin also exemplifies the extreme disciplinarian side of Capricorn; she may keep her lust in check, but not her ambition. She harbors a dogged dedication and tenacity to move to the top, and she has total faith in The System. She’s found a niche where Christian faith and capitalist greed can overlap and counter her fear of failure. Like her “great communicator” predecessor, double-Capricorn Ronald Reagan, she essentially hates ALL social change as a visceral, control issue over her rampant libido. Palin, like Reagan, will by turns propose, abandon or distort any policy in exchange for temporary gain. Government is just a way of legitimizing her lies. She shares the Reaganite relationship with government: she’s against it unless it gives her stature and validation
For a Capricorn, ambition overrules all other considerations. Capricorns never give up. Palin, like other sea-goats, starts at the bottom of the mountain, and works her way up, by any means necessary. She is not put off by compunction or guilt at the consequences. Reaching the objective is the affirmation of the means she uses to get there. And its own reward. Make no mistake: Palin aims to go to the top.


Sarah Palin’s transit chart for election day, 2012. After her Neptune betrays her secrets early in the campaign, Saturn spends all summer Trining her Sun to make her ambitions look respectable again and herself electable supported by a increasingly restive white backlash against their loss of entitlement. While the economy grinds the middle class with austeriety programs, Palin gains in stature, she assumes an air of authority. She’s disciplined, hard-working and looks good on TV, can she be stopped? Not by any known force so far. Only Obama’s lucky Jupiter Trine may help him to trump her, but his fortunes seem to be attached to the DOW Jones average and the casualtiy figures from Afghanistan. Essentially, Obama the wilting Sidereal Cancer will return to the well once too often, and his luck will not hold. The state will be up for grabs and all kinds of otherwise unelectable weirdos may rise to the top. Palin might look positively respectable beside her crazier counterparts.

Sarah Palin’s transit chart for election day, 2012. After her Neptune betrays her secrets early in the campaign, Saturn spends all summer Trining her Sun to make her ambitions look respectable again and herself electable supported by a increasingly restive white backlash against their loss of entitlement. While the economy grinds the middle class with austeriety programs, Palin gains in stature, she assumes an air of authority. She’s disciplined, hard-working and looks good on TV, can she be stopped? Not by any known force so far.

Only Obama’s lucky Jupiter Trine may help him to trump her, but his fortunes seem to be attached to the DOW Jones average and the casualtiy figures from Afghanistan. Essentially, Obama the wilting Sidereal Cancer will return to the well once too often, and his luck will not hold. The state will be up for grabs and all kinds of otherwise unelectable weirdos may rise to the top. Palin might look positively respectable beside her crazier counterparts.